MVRP: Pokémon Snap

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You know who loves Pokémon? Vinny. You know who could care less about these little critters? Mike. What better way to torture him than to make him play Pokémon Snap. A game less about collecting and more about why you only got a C in art class. (more…)

MVRP: Madden 25

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Vinny returns to the alien land of American Football in this week’s episode playing Madden 25! He isn’t alone though because this is the rumble in the jungle between him and Mike for the most coveted title of Superbowl Champion. (more…)

MVRP: Madden 2011

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Football is a thing that people like supposedly, even nerds. That is, however, except for Vinny who doesn’t know a quarterback from a quarterstaff. In this week of pre-superbowl celebrations, Vinny is forced to play Madden 2011. Can the Patriots take back their embarrassing loss last weekend with Vinny as head coach? Probably not. (more…)

MVRP: Ninja Gaiden

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Vinny thinks that Ninjas are lame and cowardly which, it turns out, is why he embodies one so well. (But pirates are still cooler!) Mike decided that this game, most noteworthy for its difficulty, would be perfect to subject Vinny to. The results are mixed at best. (more…)

MVRP: The Unfinished Swan

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Two persistent jerks/ force games on one another/ this time, indie swans. Artsy, no? Yeah. Haiku are artsy. So is this next game on our playlist which Vinny forces Mike to play is The Unfinished Swan for PS3. Watch us debate about what it means to be a game and what it means to be an unrelenting asshole. Mike and Vinny are longtime friends and lifelong gamers who hope to cause grief and humor by making one another play games they’d rather not play, for your amusement.

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MVRP: Fight Night Round 3

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Punching people in the face over and over again won’t just make you borderline braindead, it will give Vinny an aneurysm. In Vinny’s most hated title yet, Mike gets more jollies by watching him fail at Boxing, a real man’s sport. Mike and Vinny are longtime friends and lifelong gamers who hope to cause grief and humor by making one another play games they’d rather not play, to your amusement. (more…)

MVRP: Mega Man 10

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One Mega Man game just isn’t enough to satisfy Vinny’s desire to grief and Mike’s overwhelming desire to fail.

Mike and Vinny are longtime friends and lifelong gamers who hope to cause grief and humor by making one another play games they’d rather not play, for your amusement. (more…)

MVRP: Mega Man 9

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Is Mike terrible at Mega Man? Does Mario ever get with the princess? Was the Mass Effect ending a masterpiece? Is that enough rhetorical questions with obviously negative answers? This time, Mike plays a series he has never touched before since platformers aren’t his thing. Vinny squeals with delight as Mike meanders his way into robot disaster. (more…)

MVRP: Counter-Strike

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Those games where you go shoot, shoot, bang, bang? Yeah, Vinny doesn’t like those too much… Counter-Strike is a game that helped solidify the first-person shooter genre into the mainstay that it is now. That said, Vinny sucks as it. Mike is, therefore, delighted. (more…)

MVRP: Sonic Generations

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Mike hasn’t played a Sonic game since Sonic 2 for the Genesis… until now. Much to Vinny’s delight, Mike will be subjected to Sonic Generations. Can Mike help Sonic spin, dash, and say corny 90’s dialogue without losing it? Mike and Vinny are longtime friends and lifelong gamers who hope to cause grief and humor by making one another play games they’d rather not play, to your amusement. (more…)

MVRP: Doom

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Vinny doesn’t hate Doom, he is just scared of it. It took a little prodding, but Mike finally gets Vinny to play it in all its pixelated, Mars/hell goodness. Mike and Vinny are longtime friends and lifelong gamers who hope to cause grief and humor by making one another play games they’d rather not play, to your amusement. (more…)